Sunday, December 13, 2009

Ode to the dry hump

I’m at a loss for words at the moment, which is a rare thing for me to experience. I’m not sure where to start because my mind keeps going back to our love tryst. Finding the words gets overtaken by images and oh those feelings.

Last night I experienced something that I’ve always dreamed of. Normally I leave the kinky stuff off of this blog, but it would be a travesty not to share. I was involved in group sex….of sorts. I had one man on each side that preceded to dry hump me, so vigorously an earnestly, that all I could do was enjoy the ride.

I can still see Todd in his Mr. Rogers sweater, his bald head sparkling under the lights, and Andy, oh Andy, with his slightly slurred words and the soft whisper of Budweiser coming from his lips.

Oh but it gets better. So much better. Not only did I have a threesome with two hot men tonight, neither being my husband, but a short while later I had a foursome. Oh yes YES! Bo and Todd, together with me and Andy behind Bo. It was beautiful. It was magical.

I have to say that after the first tryst was over, all I could manage to say was “I’m spent”. After the second one, I had no words left in me.

Andy and Todd, you have made me a very happy girl. Wink wink.

Last nights events at the company Christmas party, involved lots of fun conversations, the words penis, back door, and poop came up quite often in our group. Oh and my input of the word nipple that had the people at the table next to ours giving me a weird look. Let’s not forget, when the two boys mentioned above proceeded to have a conversation just inches away from a set of boobs. No, sadly they weren’t mine, but I did get the dry hump later so we’re all good. Still not sure if they were talking to each other or the girls, although Andy’s wife did smile occasionally.

I have to say, that all the Christmas parties I’ve been to, this was the best. There is no doubt about that. Well, there is one thing I’d change; I would have brought my video camera along. Getting dry humped by two computer nerds, slightly sloshed at a company Christmas party, PRICELESS.

2 comments:

-MissC* said...

Even though they were computer nerds I AM SO JEALOUS!

Nikki said...

LOL I know for a fact that computer nerds can still be hot.