Someone peed in my cheerios

I got MAYBE two solid hours of good sleep last night. Have I mentioned I’m not a morning person? Have I mentioned that with little sleep I’m REALLY not a morning person? I’ve been up since 6:30 that is against the law in my book now that I’m staying home. Needless to say I’m not a happy camper today.

Last night Jocelyn decided she didn’t want to sleep. Nope she’d rather play the game, To Nurse or Not to Nurse. Bo has 7am board meetings every Wednesday, so like a good wife I tried everything possible to get her to sleep without letting her cry much. This meant I was up with her every few minutes from the time I went to bed until around 4:30 this morning. Exhausted doesn’t cover it. I’ve been fighting to keep my eyes open all morning. I’m afraid if I go to sleep I won’t be able to sleep for an hour, no it will be all day. I can’t do that to little man, but good gravy how in the hell am I going to stay awake.

This morning is one of those mornings where I wish I had a nanny. I wish I had someone who could take over so I could sleep. And shower and shave and maybe play a game or two.

Note to self, avocados are crack for babies, THEY WON’T SLEEP AFTER EATING THEM.