'I am not in the mood so there is no risk here of me coming on to you' he says as he walks toward me with a box of condoms.
I about fell off the couch laughing and damn near peed myself.
He wanted to show me the new condoms he bought, ultra thin and how funny he thought the slogan was.
"Our thinnest latex condoms ever!"
Somehow I don't think it was the idea of a thinner condom that made him choose these.
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