His, wink wink, XXX birthday present

The darkness enveloped us as we entered the theatre. We expected to see the normal groupings of people, but to our surprise there was no one but the two of us. We headed up to the top row of seats; they became a dark cave with the sides of the stairs casting an extra shadow over the seats.

I don’t remember the previews on the screen, but I do remember him pulling me into his lap and us laughing at where my legs were going to go. The arm holds we discovered right away were not going to work for us. Keeping to the shadows, we kissed and touched as if we were teenagers again. The surroundings, the chance of someone coming in suddenly drove us wild.

Amongst the previews and the beginning of the movie, we got lost in each other, cherishing that hidden, stolen moment as much as we could. The movie was so loud, we couldn’t hear ourselves, and that made us hold nothing back. No one could hear, no one could see. It was just us.

The intensity was more than we have ever experienced.

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If only that happened.

Haha did you really think we had sex in the movie theatre? I admit we did think and talk about it, we even said sweet nothings to each other during the movie previews. But no, we did not scrog in the back of the theatre. We were alone until about 30 minutes in to the movie, which was kind of disappointing. It was only one woman, but still it was almost like the movie was just for us, our own private showing of Alice in Wonderland. Oh well.

For Bo’s 28th birthday we watched the movie, had dinner together at a local pizza place (which was fing awesome I might say and I can never ever look at a pizza chain again), we stopped by our favorite frozen custard place, and swung by the grocery store before finally heading home to the kids.

After the popcorn, lots of pop, pizza, breadsticks, and frozen custard we were waddling instead of walking. I wish I had the Flip with us because it was quite funny as we were heaving and hoeing to get into my truck. Even now, hours later we don’t want to move, we just want to stay still because we are soooooooo full. But hey, not every day is a birthday right?

Happy 28th birthday my love! And if we can move later, well we’ll see what we can do about the XXX present…..