Ramblings of a grouchy ass

Yesterday I was able to take Bailey outside to play while Jocelyn slept. You have no idea how amazing that is considering I can barely pee because of this girl lately. Then it’s been raining and our backyard resembled a muddy rainforest up until Tuesday. Anyway, I’m sitting in the teeny shade our little tree gives in the backyard reading while Bailey played. Yeah I did, I have had little sleep so believe me when I say people should be thankful I’m dressed and awake at all. I dropped my cell phone and the baby monitor I don’t know how many times while sitting still, and at one point when I picked one of them up (I'm semi positive it was the cell but once I think about it I’m not really sure, see how tired I am) I saw a four leaf clover underneath.

Do you have any idea how many hours I sat on the ground as a child searching for one of those puppies? My older sister could find one in seconds, and she always found at least one. In all my 28 years I have never ever found one. And I find one by dropping something since I am a klutz. HAHA.

I was so happy, it can only be because of lack of sleep, that finding a four leaf clover made me smile like I’d discovered Jesse James’ hidden money. Or Paul Walker in my bathtub….hmmmmm.

But today, after getting a handful of sleep off and on again, my “visitor” is here for her monthly torture, dealing with an extremely cranky toddler, an energetic 4 year old who wants to play so badly he can’t shut up, and then the best part, a cat who has decided to pee on anything she can find…I just wanna torch that fucking clover cause it aint working!

-Side note, I haven’t forgotten the awards that some of you have given me. I just haven’t posted them because well LOL did you read this post? Nikki has been taken over by Cranky Ass for the time being, and a post about anything happy or cute written by this new persona isn’t such a good idea.