My husband swears he doesn't have an imagination. But the IM log I'm going to share with you clearly shows he's full of crap....
Nikki: ok well then f them, i was trying to be helpful
Bo: lol
at least you think about Fing sombody :p
Nikki: shut up
Bo: :)
Nikki: my ass is way too raw thanks to you for me to even think of fucking
Bo: next time i'll use lube i guess
Nikki: do you even know what you did? or it may be because you won't stop it, doing it every night, and it's now raw as if i've humped sandpaper
Bo: I know that I rubbed it... alot
Nikki: feels like it
Bo: ... with my teeth
and used my razor toe nails as well
Nikki: u did not lol
haha now that i believe
Bo: then after that I tied 40 grit sandpaper around my penis and rammed it inside dry
Nikki: ow yeah thats just ugh
Bo: then I grabbed the green monster... put super glue on it and rammed that inside... left it in for 1 full second then pulled it out as fast as possible...
Nikki: haha
Bo: then to clean up the super glue I got a full bottle of hand sanitizer... and used my penis to apply it.... was a very cold yet burning sensation but it got the job done and made cleanup a snap
Nikki: omg...i'm putting this in a blog
Bo: lol
for the record.... the act of putting super glue on a dildo and shoving it in one's ass is called "Iron Man" because it makes them walk like a robot... no joke
Nikki: wtf... tell me you didn't just google that...tell me todd gave you the inspiration
Bo: i did it all by myself
Nikki: wow...lol u are so strange somtimes
Bo: the only inspiration was my imagination and all the crap I made up above
Nikki: see u can make things up
Bo: sometimes... and only dirty things
FWIW the green monster mentioned is a dildo, a ginormous one that's only used in jokes...and when I'm drunk.

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Bwahahahahahaha ... I think I'm the only one brave enough to comment ;-)
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This is epic!!! Makes me want to come home.
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