There are two zombies walking around today.
One of us, and I will not name who, ahem, molested the other until around 3 am.
One person woke up with their pants around their knees at some point in the night. And now has a chaffed ass and has no recollection how.
The other person was squeezing a nipple and at another point in time a boob, so hard the victim should have woken up and slapped them silly.
I don't see us being very productive today.