Thursday, May 05, 2011
Royal Cruise...Day 1 and 2
Clothing is optional~giggles maniacally~. But when has that ever stopped us.
Hick. So bring your shit and be there on time or else I leave your sorry ass behind. Cheers ~clinking of glass~'.
Me, being the new kid, I'm sure I got the short and sweet invite. Well if you consider calling me 3 times at 2am to give me the invite while yelling at the top of her lungs, sweet.
Day 1 we settled into our new home on water. And tested out Antonio, the helper of all sexual favors...I mean Room Steward. He tastes like lemon and honey and something woodsy but I'm betting that's not cologne, I think that's the cigar Queenie popped into his mouth to keep him quiet.
You see, we have asked that all men on the ship be silent. It was the Duck's request and we all excitedly agreed We had to get creative on silencing techniques. At this point though, I think it's just more fun to see what we can do to keep em quiet.
What?! He liked it, don't let him lie to you.
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