Wednesday, July 06, 2011
Let me explain.
I found the fluffiiest, thickest body pillow I could find. I then took this wall of white fluff and put it down the center of our bed. Easy right? Wrong. We are both left with a small strip to sleep on.
Here's #1 of why this idea isn't working. WE HAVE NO ROOM TO MOVE. I normally sleep in one position, on my side, anyway but I do change my position through the night sometimes.. I have to manover myself just so, so that I don't fall off the bed. If I was any fatter I'd be in the floor. I literally have enough room for my fat ass to lay in a straight line. Excuse me I like to have my leg bent, not angled ever so slightly. If I turn toward the pillow, I'm smothered by white fluffyness. Don't tell me to sleep on my back or my stomach, Nikki don't swing that way.
This thing is so big, we can't see each other over it. I have to climb on top of it just to lean over to give him a kiss, or vice versa.
But it hasn't stopped his damn wandering hands.