Who rang in his birthday last night/early morning by waking me up to have sex...although he started before I was awake...and before he was, so he claims.
I'm beginning to think that maybe he's developed a love of fondling me in my sleep and he's just faking that he's asleep during most of it. He likes 'em asleep folks...dirty man ;).
Happy birthday babe, you mean everything to me. I love you like the moon loves the stars, like the flowers love rain, like peanut butter loves chocolate. Screw Jelly, that shit's for kids ;).
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